February 2012
5 posts
1 tag
A man falls into a hole...
“This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out.
A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, ‘Hey you. Can you help me out?’ The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, ‘Father, I’m down in this hole can you help me...
January 2012
14 posts
7 Tips to Wake Up and Get Out of Bed Fast
#7: Train yourself. Instead of forcing yourself to wake up, train yourself to react instantly by practicing the motions of waking up. During the day, turn your lights off and practice jumping out of the bed as soon as your alarm goes off. Do this repeatedly twice a day for about 10 times until it feels automatic.
hahaha
December 2011
53 posts
i’m still in love, but all i heard...
“…barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly…”
– beauty and the beast <3
“just because we dont talk, doesn’t mean i don’t think about you....”
– Wiz Khalifa
